So I just noticed the Facebook status bar changes its prompt every time you refresh the page
- Facebook: How's it going, Miranda?
- Me: Fine, Facebook, thank you for asking.
- Facebook: What's going on, Miranda?
- Me: Nothing, Facebook. Stop asking, you sound like my mother.
- Facebook: How are you feeling, Miranda?
- Me: Oh, so what now, now you're my shrink? LEAVE ME ALONE.
- Facebook: What's happening, Miranda?
- Me: I'M GOING CRAZY AND TALKING TO A COMPUTER, that's what's going on.
- Facebook: How are you doing, Miranda?
- Me: *sigh* I've been better, Facebook. How are you.