Act Upon Your Intentions

Maisie. 19. TV fanatic. Writer. Runner. My blog is a mash up, expect no consistencies.

I’m not sure which is more annoying….

all to the misha on my dash

OR 

ALL OF THE GODDAMN SPIDERS 

CAN WE PLEASE STOP WITH THE SPIDERS. 

So I just noticed the Facebook status bar changes its prompt every time you refresh the page

  • Facebook: How's it going, Miranda?
  • Me: Fine, Facebook, thank you for asking.
  • Facebook: What's going on, Miranda?
  • Me: Nothing, Facebook. Stop asking, you sound like my mother.
  • Facebook: How are you feeling, Miranda?
  • Me: Oh, so what now, now you're my shrink? LEAVE ME ALONE.
  • Facebook: What's happening, Miranda?
  • Me: I'M GOING CRAZY AND TALKING TO A COMPUTER, that's what's going on.
  • Facebook: How are you doing, Miranda?
  • Me: *sigh* I've been better, Facebook. How are you.

Someone care to explain…

My family had company over yesterday and one of our guest was explaining to us about her new puppy: 

It’s a Golden Retriever (wait for it) and Chihuahua mix. 

Can someone explain how this: 

and this: 

Managed to

A) Have intercourse

and

B) Have EIGHT babies?