Anonymous asked: Your dream girl?
a girl who makes me happy.
- I will remove bats/spiders/other insects from the apartment
- WHILE cooking you dinner.
- Also, I’m a grade A cuddler so…yeah.
I’m not sure which is more annoying….
all to the misha on my dash
ALL OF THE GODDAMN SPIDERS
CAN WE PLEASE STOP WITH THE SPIDERS.
So I just noticed the Facebook status bar changes its prompt every time you refresh the page
- Facebook: How's it going, Miranda?
- Me: Fine, Facebook, thank you for asking.
- Facebook: What's going on, Miranda?
- Me: Nothing, Facebook. Stop asking, you sound like my mother.
- Facebook: How are you feeling, Miranda?
- Me: Oh, so what now, now you're my shrink? LEAVE ME ALONE.
- Facebook: What's happening, Miranda?
- Me: I'M GOING CRAZY AND TALKING TO A COMPUTER, that's what's going on.
- Facebook: How are you doing, Miranda?
- Me: *sigh* I've been better, Facebook. How are you.
My family had company over yesterday and one of our guest was explaining to us about her new puppy:
It’s a Golden Retriever (wait for it) and Chihuahua mix.
Can someone explain how this:
A) Have intercourse
B) Have EIGHT babies?