just a reminder than tumblr gets face characters fired and if you keep going in this direction with the new Peter Pan face character you are all so suddenly obsessed with you’re going to make him lose his job
can you explain how that happens?
people find out his real name and call him that at the park, therefore taking him out of character and ruining the magic for the younger kids
SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT
Do I Have To Get Up To Accomplish That: a telenovela by me
Do I Really Need To Pee or Can It Wait Till Morning: a 3 am Dilemma
Wait Why Are You Talking To Me Before Coffee Has Entered My Hands: a dinner theater mystery
No I Can’t Hand You That Thing That’s Right Next To You: a public service announcement
I Got Up To Get Myself Something, Do The Thing Yourself, I Am Not Your Robot Butler: A SYFY Original movie
Yes, This Is The Last Porkchop…But I Guess You Can Have It: confessions of a weakling
Why Are You Yelling When You Didn’t Give Me a Time Frame For When you Wanted Me To Do the Thing: A political documentary
Why Are You Shouting At Me To Do What I Was Going To Do Anyway But Am Now Not Doing Under Any Circumstances: a cautionary tale
It Is Not A Mess If I Know Where Everything Is: Based on a true story
‘Knock Before Entering’ Is Not An Open Invitation: a Bildungsroman or a song by Joan Jett
I Didn’t Threaten You, I Just Promised To End You If You Said Another Mean Thing About My Fictional Wife: a night of laughs
I Didn’t Say Your Ship Sucks But It (Secretly) Does: a fortune cookie
If You Want Me To Leave My Room, there Better Be Food Waiting for Me: A romantic comedy
- me: *watches 15 minutes of orphan black*
- me: can i marry tatiana maslany?
just a reminder:
the Summer Solstice is June 21st - its the longest day of the year and when the sun is at its most powerful (the height of summer)
the Super Moon is June 23rd - its when the moon is closest to the Earth, more than any other time and is 5 times bigger than usual
don’t miss ‘em! ♡
Only 2 days before the fire nation harnesses the sun’s power to destroy the earth kingdom
every american i’ve talked to on skype asked about bagged milk so far
what the hell is bagged milk?
IT’S JUST MILK
IN A BAG
WHY IS THIS SUCH A STRANGE CONCEPT
BECAUSE IF YOU OPEN IT, DOESN’T IT GO EVERYWHERE?
HOW DO YOU EVEN
WHAT THE FUCK IS BAGGED WATER
WHY ARE YOU BAGGING DRINKS?
the delphine/cosima relationship is really something I connect to quite deeply because of the sort of… the imperfection of it and the betrayal in it and the… it just feels very real to have fallen for somebody whom you knew kind of the whole time would be the wrong person to fall for. I feel like that’s quite a human thing and it was written quite beautifully [tatiana maslany]
( x )
I have found something that terrifies me, in a good way, and all I can think about is that I should really do it.